Email night or day: email@example.com
Call me. I probably won’t pick up if I don’t recognize the number, so leave a short, pleasant message. Drunk texts welcome. 970-274-2691
Twitter: not really a contact, but whatever. @enormocast
Old Skool Mail: P.O. Box 1408, Carbondale, CO 81623
Unannounced Face Time? Come to Carbondale and ask around (Colorado, not Illinois- thank God!).