Making a call on the Free Rider. “Hello, mom? I’m scared.”

Email night or day:

Call me. I probably won’t pick up if I don’t recognize the number, so leave a short, pleasant message. Drunk texts welcome. 970-274-2691

Twitter: not really a contact, but whatever. @enormocast

Old Skool Mail: P.O. Box 1408, Carbondale, CO 81623

Unannounced Face Time? Come to Carbondale and ask around (Colorado, not Illinois- thank God!).




60 Replies to “Contact”

  1. hey !… I listen to you on Spotify, and realized Spotify doesn’t have any “comment or star-rating” anything-system.. So … I looked you up (ppfffiiuuu … internet, right?) to drop you a message and say I really like the enormocast podcast…

    I am going through your library and there are so so so many cool episodes… Brett, Alex, Adam, Mark and Jordan… Arlo… just to many cool people…

    thanks for bringing a bit of those “humans” closer to us who “kinda-praise” them as climbing gods, and with these conversations, we can actually get to know them a bit better and see they bleed like all the rest of us….(Well, except a few that bleed godly-climbing-celestial-black-alien-blood… :DDDD)

      1. Small world! I follow Ram’s adventures on FB. Love your podcast btw, found it via EarthTreks where I climb. Be well buddy!!

  2. Hey! I dug the intro on the latest episode! I’m sure I’ll like the rest of the episode too, as I’m listening currently!

    Anyhow, not only do I appreciate the ads on the show, but I also appreciated the bit where you talked about the ad philosophy and whatnot. It’s kinda meta… and I didn’t feel like waiting till the podcast finished to let ya know. Figured I’d ADD off and forget about it while I’m trying to unpack the beta on this IKEA furniture that you’re helping me crush out and put together!

      1. Anytime I tell someone to start the podcast… I always emphasize that they need to start at the beginning. “Welcome to the Enormocast! Brought to you by.. me.. still.. mostly… just me…” After hearing the start of the ‘cast, their opinion rapidly shifts from “what’s up with the ads!?” To: Bro, we’re glad you made it! ‘Tis all just a matter of perspective

        BTW: The full episode was a fantastic listen, it’s cool to hear folks reflect on all the choices and preferences that led to making the climber they are today!

    1. I’d love to get Shapoopi. Was not in CA long enough. I’d be a bit scared to get Beyer on, but I’d give it a try. Enormo-baby has to do something more rad than fill his diaper- no soft catches here at the Enormocast.

  3. Yes Mr. Kalous
    Hands down the best podcast out there. Been listening to these things from back when you had to load them on a Ipod and there is a too much that leaves the mind unsatisfied.
    May the podcast gods shower you with riches so you never have to climb up that 24′ footer and back roll another shithole!

  4. Goddamn it Mr. Kalous,
    I love this f***ing podcast a little bit. Some of these pointless interviews are like hard drugs to my ears. Furthermore, your intros are some of the greatest parts of this show. I appreciate the work you put in and apologize I cannot afford to contribute any more than these silly comments. Keep up the great work Sir. Kalous. The climbing community owes you more than trust funds can ever repay.



  5. Whilst enduring canmore winter indoors savouring plastic projys I too find myself observing, solipsistically and ego titled, vast swaths of climbers attaching their chalk baggys via a single biner such that chalk baggys are not keeled properly and whence are inefficiently used… ughhh! This drives me crazy! Why can’t they use a belt, piece of cord, shoe lace..anything but a biner? Moreover, some use 2 biners, each attached to respective loops on said bags, thus creating a level bag. This bothers me too. Why not ditch the biners and use a string or belt etc.? Not that weight or bulkiness would ever make an iota of difference for said climbets, it just presents a cleaner and leaner suit for the climber if she simplified her chalk baggys via a belt… ahhhhh… don’t get me started on those all to frequent indoor dilettantes pumping out on their 10+ plactic proj replete with dangling prussick, jangly grigri, miscellaneous locker or two…why? Not to mention concomitant Daisy chains… the horror…

  6. Just listened to the episodes with the alpine Taliban, really interesting views covered on the controversy. Also love the shoutout to midwestern city parks!

    Cheers, ND

  7. Embarrassingly, I only just started listening! Anyhow, after the 10th episode I decided it was time for a major life change, and I got a job with a longer commute so I’ll have enough car time to listen to all the episodes! I dig the good mojo you’ve got cooking!

    Cheers, and happy climbing Chris!

      1. Well, there’s 125 episodes, and at a dollar an episode, I won’t be able to afford that shiz living under a bridge! Plus, all my ropes are ratted out, and I haven’t had any opportunity to sell-out yet!

        I’m on pitch #46 of the podcast at this point. Definitely not a speed record, but I’m pushing hard for the onsight. I have staunchly refused to lower off to listen to any other podcast since the push began, though I’ve definitely hang-dogged the push with that “pause” button.

        Side note, the intro and outro tracks have finally made me understand the term “bright” with regards to audio quality. Every time I hear it roll, I can’t help but feel warm and fuzzy inside like I just placed a bomber #2 in a perfect hand crack after a 50ft runout!

  8. Hey Man! You do great work. I was only exposed to your podcast about two months ago and can’t get enough. I work in the conservation field and easily have ticked 20 to 30 episodes during the past four eight day back country hitches. All love here man!

  9. Hey Chris I really want to hear Austin Howell on the air! I’m really surprised his recent accomplishment of soloing 5700 feet in a day with multiple 5.11+ onsights after recovering from a nasty fall in Yosemite didn’t get as much attention… His blogs if you haven’t read it.

    Have a rad day,

  10. Yo Chris, I was only introduced to the enormocast at episode 100 but it’s become a serious addiction since then. I listen while driving, working, working out, hanging out, hang boarding, and when I’m just bored. For all that, thanks for putting out such an awesome piece of media to get us regular folks familiar with the rock legends we look up to.
    Anywho, I was recently climbing this awesome sport route in Zion called Namaste, and learned afterwards that it was put up by THE Conrad. Have you thought of bringing him on the show? I had no idea he had so many FAs in Zion. Just thought he was a Yosemite big wall aid climber and master of Himalayan badassery. And somehow he keeps getting gnarlier with age. Maybe you can find out what his magic secret is!

  11. Hey Chris,

    Have you thought about trying to get Jim Herson on the show? I’ve always been impressed with his climbing, and his kids are beyond amazing. Would probably make for a rad interview!

  12. Hey Chris!

    I came across the Enormocast a few days ago at work… been addicted ever since. As a novice climber living in Hawaii, I appreciate the insight and introspection that is offered in every episode; I’ve learned a lot. Its refreshing listening to something so bold and creative. You’re appreciated! Keep on keeping on my man!

  13. Chris, I’ve been listening to the Enormocast for about a year now but I’m starting back at the very beginning! So awesome to know where you are now but getting to track it from the beginning– in the future. Happy 100, thanks for doing this, makes the drive to red rock super easy and entertaining!

  14. I just found the enormocast about a week ago and basically haven’t stopped listening since then. thank you Chris for creating this supremely entertaining and informative show.
    Congrats on the new addition by the way. Selfishly, as a new climber in his early 30’s with two small children, I’m really looking forward to getting your perspective on balancing climbing and family time.
    Good luck with everything and keep up the good work.

      1. Hey fellas, we’ve been hauling our toddler boys to every crag in SoCal for a few years now. It can be done! Peep us on the mighty ‘Gram @climberswithkids. We plan to start including some tips (do’s and don’ts) related to climbing and camping with minor offspring. Feel free to send ideas our way!

  15. Yo Chris,

    Long time listener/lurker from Thailand/Louisiana here. I have to say your podcast contributes to majority of my climbing education and I couldn’t have been more thankful that you keep this going. I was fortunate enough to make a trip out to the west and the desert to climb at all the places you mentioned and It probably wouldn’t happen if I’ve never stumble across the Enormocast. Thanks for keep my psych up, dude.

    Now, is there any chance I can get some stickers or merches to spread this out in Thailand? If so, that would be awesome. I also have a temporarily address in Louisiana if that will be easier for postage.

    Thanks again.


  16. Just a big thank you mate. You help me through the shit days at work.
    I’m over in Aus, it can be very lonely as a climber here. Listening to you makes me feel connected, plugged in with the rest of the climbing world, your discussions on subjects I’m not even aware of makes my day. So yea just s big cheers, love your work mate
    Hope your getting big bloody head reading this!

    P.s. More co hosting with cordes, u two make a cracking team

  17. Thanks for putting the time into this thing man. You definitely nail the balance between climbing stories and personal every day life stuff that all climbers can relate to in one way or another. The cast shortens my 5-6 hour drive as a weekend warrior down to the New, Red, or Seneca every Friday, and is much appreciated.

    1 suggestion and 1 beef:

    Suggestion: For the 100th episode or something, maybe have a listeners episode, where listeners email their unique stories, trips, personal stuff, whatever, and then you sort through them to find the top 10 or something that would be enormocastable and then give them a call to briefly talk about it (actually that sounds like a lot of work, probably should make an intern do it and go climb).

    Beef: I think it was the first (or second) James Lucas episode where he talks about his Craigslist ad response and the girl has a pet fish, and you rip on the band Phish. I used to be a Phish hater too man in a previous life, but then I saw the light. Most Phish haters have never been to a show (if you have and it wasn’t your thing, apologies), and so anytime you want to trust a fellow climber and come catch a 20min face-melting Trey jam and a crowd vibe that is unsurpassed, let me know, the ticket is on me.

    1. Great idea. But my requests for listener input is often met with silence. I’ll see what I can come up with.

      Phish. I’ve been down this road ad naseum. Not a fan no matter how big a trampoline you put them on. And not making fun of Phish fans would be like not making fun of a guy wearing a Wham tshirt. It’s too easy and impossible to pass up. You/they are immune to sarcasm as far as I can tell anyway. Like adults who play Magik, you gotta own that shit.

  18. I saw one of your “continue with style” stickers and wondered: have I ever “continued with style”? Maybe recounting such an instance should be a prerequisite for getting that sticker. It would be entertaining reading for those visiting the website. Here’s my wee story: a climb that should have taken 4 hours took 12 hours. Around hour 10, after the sun had set, on the umpteenth belay station, I thought I was going to start sobbing with frustration and exhaustion. My rational brain piped up and said: what good would that really do? that would just bring into a difficult situation a bunch of useless emotion. So I decided: I’m not going to do that; I’m going to power through this experience and get out of it with my dignity and reputation intact.

    1. Just dropped it in the outro of the new ep. It makes the rounds. What about other quotes? I’ve thought about using the “lady, why don’t you go get yourself screwed” bit (George Kennedy on the hotel deck), but don’t want to alienate the ladies. Or “You’re limping…” from the end, but maybe to inside. What am I missing. “I’ll leave the plan for retreat up to you, Dr. Hemlock. It is your specialty” (or something like that) might be useful.

  19. I was on a roadtrip last week with the audio version of America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t (Stephen Colbert) playing. It occurred to me that you sound just like him! Has anyone else told you that? The intonation and phrasing (and snarky silliness) are very similar.

    Hope you think that’s a compliment.

  20. I think you’ve done well with getting female guests. Just listening to the Jen Olson show and thought I’d suggest Melissa Arnott. Her name cropped up in the media when there was the brawl on Everest and then I saw a short profile on her in a magazine very recently (can’t recall which, sorry).

    1. Heinous. I need to get in touch with some folks out there and see if there is an inside scoop on this. I am seldom one to preach hard and fast rules about how to rock climb, but a reasonable adult needs to understand a place and a community and learn to live within it. Bolting, and gardening, and gluing, and even chipping can find a home at certain areas, but J Tree has never been a place that accepted any of those easily. Yes, bolts have been accepted on a limited basis, but everyone needs to tread lightly. I can only guess that this incident is the result of one, or a combination of the following: youth, ego, anger. Youth treads heavily without reverence. Ego is righteous in the face of the need for humility. And anger clouds judgement.

      Clearly a group of people acted without respect and hurt the community.

  21. Hi, you were punting around for ideas/topics for your podcast, how about the use of secondhand gear and or borrowed gear. Ebay is so big now that you can search “rock climbing” and get 8,000+ hits in the U.K. I imagine it is a lot more in the U.S. With so much of this suff the history of it’s use and it’s age is unknown.
    With borrowed gear (if you would), if you hade to leave some do you have to replace it like for like? replace with beer or bourbon?

    1. C,

      Used gear is a weird territory to tread because of possible hidden problems. But with aluminum and metal gear, I think modern gear is much more durable and long lasting than we give it credit for. Here is an interesting link related

      but don’t take it as gospel. I don’t know what I could do for a whole show on the subject, maybe an engineer from BD? But I’ll try to mention it on an upcoming listener mail show.

      If you borrow the gear on an adventure of your own and lose/trash it, I think you are at the mercy of the borrowee. Replace or not, with what, is all up to them. However, with most of my partners, if gear that belongs to the other gets dropped/trashed in the course of the an adventure being done together- ie a multi-pitch climb where the rack belongs to one person- its the cost of doing business and should be the discretion of the user if and how they make it up to the other. I’ve come to think of gear as supremely disposable because I’ve burned through so much of it, it just feels like the price of admission to lose some sometimes.

      Thanks for listening and the ideas.


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