Bored of hearing about the Trifecta- Indian Creek, The Black Canyon, Rifle- on every fucking Enormocast? Are you like James Lucas and sick and tired of me relentlessly bringing up my glorious ascent of the Freerider on El Cap? Well, that’s nothing a little booze can’t cure. Just gather your friends, a a couple cases of PBR, a bottle of whiskey, and cue up an episode.
Any time you hear “Indian Creek” take a slug of delicious beer.
“Black Canyon” gets you two swigs.
A “Rifle” mention, the weapon or the climbing area, and its time to shotgun one of those barley sodas.
“Free Rider” is a shot. No puking.
And after you loosen up a little, don’t be afraid to make up your own. For example, a reference to anything “back in the day” could be followed by shouting CLIMB! and toasting. Dropping “Sharma” could mean you make-out with the person next to you.
Clue into the overused rhetorical devices. “What’s interesting to me…” could mean you remove a piece of clothing. “Whatever else…” means its body-shot time. And on and on.
Just let your imagination, your growing inebriation, and the relative sexiness and gender of your immediate compadres be your guide.
NOTE: Do not play Enormocast Booze Bingo while driving or operating heavy machinery.
And don’t forget to tie-in BEFORE you start drinking.