Bored of hearing about the Trifecta- Indian Creek, The Black Canyon, Rifle– on every fucking Enormocast? Are you like James Lucas and sick and tired of me relentlessly bringing up my glorious ascent of the Freerider on El Cap? Well, that’s nothing a little booze can’t cure. Just gather your friends, a a couple cases of PBR, a bottle of whiskey, and cue up an episode.
Any time you hear “Indian Creek” take a slug of delicious beer.
“Black Canyon” gets you two swigs.
A “Rifle” mention, the weapon or the climbing area, and its time to shotgun one of those barley sodas.
“Free Rider” is a shot. No puking.
And after you loosen up a little, don’t be afraid to make up your own. For example, a reference to anything “back in the day” could be followed by shouting CLIMB! and toasting. Dropping “Sharma” could mean you make-out with the person next to you.
Clue into the overused rhetorical devices. “What’s interesting to me…” could mean you remove a piece of clothing. “Whatever else…” means its body-shot time. And on and on.
Just let your imagination, your growing inebriation, and the relative sexiness and gender of your immediate compadres be your guide.
NOTE: Do not play Enormocast Booze Bingo while driving or operating heavy machinery.
And don’t forget to tie-in BEFORE you start drinking.