On Episode 54, the Royal We sits down with a bevy of ladies to talk about what makes the perfect climbing male. We discuss superfluous shirt-off climbing, buddy spray, and if climbing hard makes one sexier. A gallon of Cabernet, some nice curtains, and my deep tenor is all it took to get the ladies to open up about their fantasy man. We also hash out the climbing-date-that’s-not-a-date-but-it-is-a-date problem.
Dig this Video of Cool and the Gang’s Ladies Night.
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“…. about my rad send of The Sicilian.”
“I don’t think that….what I’m getting here is it’s not quite….The Sicilian? That’s a hard route!”
Brilliant. Timing gold!
haha. An old one.
Hey Chris! I’m deep in the cubicle work this summer and so also deep in the Enormocast archives… so thanks for keeping me sane while not climbing. First, I’ll verify that not only do dudes like to rerack for me, but the one that always gets me is tugging on my belay loop, like when I’m about to leave the ground and they’re checking my knot. No. You can check my eight without touching my frickin harness you creep.
Also, talking about climbing couples, I have the worst/best couple story ever:
Once we were at Shelf with a huge crew and my friend and his girlfriend were fighting the entire trip. One morning we were rapping down from the group campsite to the base of some climbs and they decided to simu-rap, the dude got to the ground first, came off rap, and then dropped his girlfriend a couple feet. Later that weekend she got her revenge and left him a lot of slack crux of and let him take the 40 foot whip. Needless to say, they are not still together.
Haha. Sounds like that was a pretty dangerous relationship. Tugging your harness is so aggressive! Anyway, thanks for the feedback.
if your name is steve maisch, your shirt can come off anyyyyyyyytime 😉
Question about ‘No shirts off in the gym’.
What if it’s like 80+ degrees in the gym and there are no ladies around, is it cool to take off your shirt then? And do you score points for putting it back on when a female climber does show up?
I think reasonable shirt doffing is on the table. But sculpt those abs!!